We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
the liver wants what the liver wants
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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