just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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