Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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