I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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