Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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