party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
