I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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