This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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