we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
