There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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