YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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