On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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