I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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