So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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