new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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