i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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