do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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