you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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