eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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