I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?