have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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