If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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