drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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