I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
tell me about the eggs
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