This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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