I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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