I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They are going to name an STD after you.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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