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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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