we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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