Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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