Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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