The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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