i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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