So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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