so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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