Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Randomize
