guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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