No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
even my farts smell like vagina
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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