is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
