her vagine was all disorganized.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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