Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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