Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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