I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My feet surprised me
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