This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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