I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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