I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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