Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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