So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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