I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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