On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
