White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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