You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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