I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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