How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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